'It's me, Toady.'
'No, I'm sorry. You're face doesn't ring any bells.'
'I know, I know! You're making a point because I haven't written a blog post in absolutely ages.'
'You think I'd be so childish?'
'Do you think you'd be so childish?'
'So, what do you want?'
'There's no need to be like that, Toady.'
'You've written a new book, haven't you - that's why you're here?'
'And some other things.'
'I didn't think you'd come here to say hello to your old friend, Toady. Instead, you're here to let everyone know what you've been doing.'
'I'm here to see you as well.'
'You're just saying that.'
'No, I'm not. You're the bestest friend an author ever had.'
'Yes, definitely. Now get the beers out while I tell everybody what I've been doing.'
'You bet, boss.'